Locketoberfest 2025

Saturday, October 4th

1:00 pm to 6:00 pm

750 Piedmont Avenue NE, Atlanta, GA 30308

Look. The modern law firm. It’s an institution built on two unshakable pillars: the soul-crushing anxiety of the billable hour, and décor that can only be described as ‘fifty shades of beige.’ It’s a place where fun goes to die, usually after signing a lengthy and binding contract confirming its own demise.

Which is why what I’m about to tell you is, frankly, deeply unsettling. Because on one specific day, a law firm is going to do something… fun. Yes. Fun. I know, I feel sick just saying it.

Get ready for Locketoberfest 2025. And yes, that is its real name. It is an Oktoberfest, hosted by lawyers, on their own front lawn. It’s the single most jarring combination of words since ‘artisanal mayonnaise’ or ‘President Logan Paul.’

And this isn’t some half-hearted attempt at merriment, with a sad cooler of light beer and a plate of crackers. No. They are going all in.

They will have authentic German beer. The kind of delicious, malty nectar that makes you forget you’re willingly associating with people who use words like ‘heretofore’ and ‘indemnify.’ And there will be bratwursts. Sizzling tubes of glorious, pork-based joy that are the sworn enemy of both your cardiologist and, let’s be honest, basic human decency. They are, and I cannot stress this enough, spectacular.

And this, this is the main event. You get to see lawyers… in the wild. Not in a courtroom, not behind a mahogany desk the size of a small car, but on a lawn, possibly struggling with a cornhole bag. It’s like a David Attenborough special, but with more loafers and a constant, low-grade fear of being sued if someone sprains an ankle. (Please don’t sue them, they’re trying their best here.)

And get this: it’s family-friendly. Yes! Bring your children! Let them witness the profound cognitive dissonance of a group of attorneys attempting to relax. It’s a vital life lesson in seeing humanity in the most unlikely of places.

So, you need to go. You just have to. It’s your civic duty to witness this beautiful, baffling spectacle.

Here is the crucial, non-billable information:

The When: Saturday, October 4, 2025. A day that will live in beautiful, confusing infamy. Drop by anytime from 1 PM to 6 PM.

The Where: The front lawn at 750 Piedmont Avenue NE, Atlanta, GA 30308. Yes, they are literally inviting you to their office yet not charging you anything.

Go. Do it. Locketoberfest. It’s happening. And frankly, I’m still not entirely sure I believe it.